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Anonymous asked:
Why do you want to be a comedian?the free stool with a glass of water on it
every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems
i have small hands
bring them closer to u, they r just far a way
wow you were right…
baby want SNACK
employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
oh my GOODNESS
Do NOT bother my boy.
DO. FUCKING. NOT.
What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.
WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE